ten jobs

27May09

A street sweeper who would actually walk in the street. We have machines for that now.

The guy who lit all the gas street lamps. We don’t use gas street lamps anymore.

The town crier who told of important news. We have newspapers now.

The coal tender on a steam locomotive. There are zip to none steam locomotives anymore.

Flint knapper to make spear and arrow points for caveman weapons.  There are guns now.

Scribes to hand copy books and scrolls. There are printing presses now.

Old-fashioned knights in armour or samauri swordsmen as warriors. Two words: Green berets.

Vaccuum tube repairmen for old-style television sets. Keyword “old-style”.

Anything associated with vinyl records and the LP industry. CD’s and Mp3 players.

Magical nannies. They no longer exist because America just HAD to make a “Mary Poppins” movie.

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